Showing posts with label Outer Limits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Outer Limits. Show all posts

Thursday, March 12, 2015

IF THE ELEVATOR PHONE RINGS

No, do not attempt to adjust your page. This really is the LEFT-SIDE, starting things off for a change. So here's the deal:

I'm getting on the company elevator and there's a woman standing there talking on the elevator's phone -- the one we hope works if we ever need help. That one.

I ask if there's a problem with the elevator.

No, she said. It rang and so she answered it. It was a telemarketing call about car insurance. To an elevator, no less.

Note to upper management: Be sure and place the elevator's phone number on the "Do Not Call" list.

We now return control of the blog to the Right-Side. Until the next time we visit the Outer Limits.