IF THE ELEVATOR PHONE RINGS

No, do not attempt to adjust your page. This really is the LEFT-SIDE, starting things off for a change. So here's the deal:

I'm getting on the company elevator and there's a woman standing there talking on the elevator's phone -- the one we hope works if we ever need help. That one.

I ask if there's a problem with the elevator.

No, she said. It rang and so she answered it. It was a telemarketing call about car insurance. To an elevator, no less.

Note to upper management: Be sure and place the elevator's phone number on the "Do Not Call" list.

We now return control of the blog to the Right-Side. Until the next time we visit the Outer Limits.