Tuesday, March 24, 2015

CATSTACAM, AND BREAKING FLORIDA

From The Right-Side...

Although I do all the social media nonsense...Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Ello, I really only utilize Mark Zucks creation with regularity. I tried to like Pinterest, but WHO has time for all that?

But, when the Left-Side spied the latest social media jazz, well, Instagram moved right to the front of the line. Kinda.

Catstacam Turns Your Cat Into an Instagram Photog


Click the link above for more, but it  seems Whiskas got tired of just making kitty-kat (yes, I know) cuisine and is developing a camera-collar so you can spy on your feline's zippy life when you are hanging at the dog park with, Fido, your most favorite pet. You can't kid a kat!
A cat-camera-collar is coming!

In a nutshell...camera-collar goes on cat. Cat prowls around town (or your sofa), photos are snapped and when the kitty nears a Wi-Fi connection...CLICK...posted to your cat's Instagram account. We all know every cat has their own social media account.

In all honesty, the prototype photos I have seen are more boring than my own Instagram account, I did not think that was possible.

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From the Left-Side: The Cat-Cam. Let's think about that for a minute. So your cat is walking around your place with this 24/7 camera that automatically snaps pictures and sends them to InstaGram. All I can say for you cat owners is make sure you check for cats before you step out of the shower of you may be the next Internet sensation.

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There is some lame-ass movement to split Florida into two states.

Now, I'm not saying this has no merit. No, it is lame-ass because the state should be divided into FOUR states. If you are going to slice sand, do it right!
Just slice up Florida!


Having lived on both the Gulf and Atlantic coasts, I can vouch for the fact that this little gun-shaped peninsula is all over the map (pun stays) when it comes to differences. I mean we are talking night and day in all possible ways. Vastly different.

The Panhandle doesn't even belong in the state.

My proposal for making things right, state-wise, in Florida...

Give the Panhandle back to the rightful owner, Alabama. They need that extra coastline.  Maybe baking in more sunshine will help their brains, because they need all the help they can get these days.

New states now become; North Gulf Florida, South Gulf Florida, North Atlantic Florida and South Atlantic Florida.

The Keys become like the Virgin Islands or something. Free-Range territories or whatever. Do they really even count?

Gotta dash...

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LS: Actually, the Keys already consider themselves a separate country -- the Conch Republic, established in 1982. Read about it here. Or just watch the video:



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