Wednesday, May 13, 2015

JENNIFER ANNISTON IS CRINGEY

From The Right-Side...

Friends has been off the air forever, yet we are still hearing about THAT haircut.

You know the one I'm talking about.

The Rachel!
Way before the Rachel, Lucy Ricardo had it going on. Home Perms!

Guess what?

Everyone (they didn't) had it, according to the fashion blabbers. Everyone (they didn't) loved it and Jen.

Well, we should have simmered down. Because back in the day, while droves of guys and gals were begging their stylist at Toni & Guy to snip and cut their locks into a Rach, Jennifer Aniston was busy loathing that cut. In a recent magazine interview, she called it cringey.

Fine, and good for her. Don't we all look back (even yesterday) at our former haircuts and cringe? I certainly do (school photos or Glamour Shots, anyone?).

While the former Mrs. Pitt is busy focusing on her hair challenges, many of us (like Lucy Ricardo in the photo) are fresh out of personal stylists and must make do with home perms, or using a load of Dippity-Do and pink sponge curlers.

Here are the bigger questions.

Has the future Mrs. Theroux (maybe) heard of being GRATEFUL?

Has she heard of just shutting up?

Blah, blah...it was HARD to manage that cut (like she had to do it herself?)! I get that she is over it, but can't she just, for once, stop whining and be gracious about something?

All else aside, she should appreciate how that damn hairstyle got her noticed amongst that little ensemble of six...it certainly was not her acting skills. If you have seen the show, her talent (lack of) is what is cringey.

Perhaps she should be grateful for her mousse-infused locks, AND  the Brad and Angelina drama. Otherwise, Jen-Jen would probably be long forgotten, only appearing as a pop-up in, Where Are They Now?

Yeah, just STOP IT, Jen With An A (take that as you will). We are ALL over your hair, and most of your movies.

Gotta dash...

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