ROYAL BABY, AND MESSY WOMEN

From The Right-Side...

People are losing their minds because the Royals have another Royal. Some are elated, some are cynical, and some are just digging for dirt.

They should get Princess Charlotte a Cavalier King Charles!

Yes, totally logical (nope) conspiracy-types are losing their minds (using term loosely) because they do not, for one royal moment, believe that Catherine carried and pushed little Char into her charmed existence.

Nope, Mrs. William Wales wore a fake baby-bump and had a surrogate do the really hard work.

It all makes perfect sense (nope). Everyone who has ever had a baby (and I have) KNOWS there is no way a woman can birth out a human AND get dolled-up in a few hours.

The only problem with that? Yes, a woman can. Really. Again, I know.

Yes, one may not WANT to get glammed up, but it is not only possible, but makes a woman feel great for many reasons.

However, you will never convince certain types of this, and I don't really care to.

Welcome to the Universe, Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana!

Babies are miracles.

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Speaking of miracles, I have just gotten wind of one that could rock the world.

The Royals and the Regulars can be SUPER messy. Bibs could be gone, forever. Maybe. Stay with me.

No bibs required. Someday.

Thanks to a new product by clothing company, Elizabeth & Clarke, Duchess Catherine can clutch Princess CED in one arm, wrap her jewel-encrusted fingers around a crystal red wine goblet, without a care in her privileged world.

I am talking about totally unstainable blouses for women (women are BIG spillers it seems).

Let me get technical.

This miracle fabric is comprised of tiny whiskers (not clear what kind of whiskers), which are 100,000 smaller than a grain of sand. They bind together to prevent substances from touching the fibers of the clothing.

Swell, but are they stitching together the correct items?

I am both offended and giddy about this idea. Offended that they are starting with what they, evidently, consider THE most messy of messy types...WOMEN! Giddy because I see real potential for the fun of TRYING to stain a blouse.

But back to marketing.

So, babies, toddlers and kids of all sizes are not as messy as women?

Then, we have the male types. Do we really need to say more?

If they never make shirts for men out of this stuff, maybe miracles really don't exist.

I smell a conspiracy!

Gotta dash...

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