Gwyneth Paltrow is constantly blathering on about something.
If it's not vagina steaming, she instructs us on the proper way to yawn!
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| I have no Paltrow photo, but it would be fun to see her driving this curious truck. |
The Today Show spilled more from Paltrow about how difficult it is to co-parent with estranged (is/will that divorce ever be final?) uncoupled musician, Chris Martin (he deserves an Oscar for putting up with this pretentious stream of luke-warm air).
According to the Oscar winner (did she deserve it, really?), even if they are feeling the hate for each other on a particular day...damnit, they are STILL going to brunch with Apple and Moses (those names).
Kids are quite intuitive, and probably know that their parents are sucking it up for their sake. It seems like a recipe for a very uncomfortable setting.
How much fun is brunch with a couple of haters?
Yes, I understand they are trying to make a new family dynamic work for the benefit of their children.
Perhaps they should consider just making a clean break and giving those kids a little credit for being able to handle the real situation.
Their parents are no longer coupled.
But, maybe it is not the kids who want to continue to control every little thing in the universe.
Sometimes you just have to sever things, and move on.
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| Dog on bed with pillow. |
Speaking of insufferable control. I am weary reading all the instructions being constantly dished out on Facebook.
I appreciate information. I ask for advice when I feel so inclined.
But, I wish people would live and let live, for a change.
As a pet owner, it is especially tiresome, this constant barrage of tidbits from experts (everyone is one).
Any animal-loving human tries to do the right thing by their pet, be it turtle or tarantula (going for the dramatic).
Here is a sampling of advice streaming in a steady flow...
*Don't feed animals people food (yeah, we know)
*Feed only raw food
*Don't give treats
*Make your own dog food
*Make your own treats
*Don't use a retractable leash
*Don't use a dog collar
*Don't let dogs off-leash even if you have thousands of acres
*Don't let dogs ride in the front seat of a vehicle
*Don't get dogs professionally groomed
*Don't vaccinate
*Vaccinate
*Don't let pets sleep on the bed
*Let pets sleep on the bed
*Don't let pets on the furniture
*Have more than one dog
Stopping because this list is endless.
I heed good and asked for advice. I also use my own common sense.
I am such a radical.
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Gotta dash...
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